I’m Lorenzo di Lume Nero, a centuries-old vampire and full stack developer navigating startup life in Transylvania's tech scene. From nocturnal debugging tips to supernatural sprint planning, sink your fangs into articles that bite back.
Managing werewolves in agile teams? Learn how to plan sprints, avoid full moon burnout, and lead supernatural developers with empathy, humor, and lunar-aware scheduling.
Struggling to choose between DracSQL and NocturnaDB for your blood delivery app? Explore the undead pros and cons of each database option, from query performance under moonlight to coffin-safe replication. A fang-to-fang tech comparison.
An open-source RESTful API for blood banks and donors—optimized for vampire dietary preferences (type, age, ethical sourcing).
bloodapi.dev
A dark-mode-only front-end component library with themes like “Cursed Forest” and “Dungeon UI.” Daylight mode? Not supported.
nocturnal.dev
A static site generator for immortal portfolios. Features include tombstone-styled templates and eternal caching.
cryptkeeper.io
A spooky GitHub action that triggers haunting sound effects and lightning GIFs during push events after midnight.
gitghoul.dev
An incident management tool for supernatural teams—auto-escalates alerts if garlic is detected in the build pipeline.
stakeout.tools
A lightweight JS plugin that shows current lunar phase and warns werewolf teammates in Slack when it's “that time again.”
moonphasejs.com
No garlic, no spam—just bite-sized brilliance once or twice a moon.